[The King's Avatar] Let Go of That Boss, I’ll Handle Him!

Hot news! The biggest real BOSS in Glory has made a spectacular debut! The future BOSS of Glory keeps getting teased! The future Fist King of Glory gets played so badly he has nothing to say! What happens when a mysterious BOSS appears in Glory... What if this BOSS makes a whole bunch of pro players cough up blood... What if this BOSS can roll around and act cute, and even transform into a delicate, soft-bodied NPC... What if this BOSS is also a little devious... A certain God of Glory: Heh. Let go of that BOSS and let me handle it! Glory belongs to Butterfly Goddess. The headcanons and bugs are mine. Starting in Glory's early days. OOC, melodrama, criticism, and suggestions are all welcome. My imagination has run a little wild! There is absolutely no logic!!! There is absolutely no logic!!! There is absolutely no logic!!! [Important things must be said three times] A preview of another novel I'm drafting. I'm writing it for love, too, and will start updating whenever I feel like it. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your collection! The Strongest Cursed Tool Is Already in My Hands When that hideous monster grabbed me like a chicken and prepared to toss me into its enormous, abyssal maw, I closed my eyes, thinking my time had come... But then the delivery guy's call saved my life, because my ringtone was: "Domain Expansion-- Unlimited Void--" And then the Special Grade Curse was gone, and the person who'd been holding me turned into the white-haired man in the blindfold I'd been longing for. My phone kept ringing. I fell silent... The second half of the ringtone was something I'd spliced together myself, using a Japanese voice actor's fan-service audio that was 99.9% accurate. "Are you up? ... You were tired last night, huh? ... Can you move? ... Then let's pick up where we left off last night..." "Ano, sumimasen!" (Japanese) I kept a straight face and smiled at the white-haired man in the blindfold, who was grinning like a maniac above me. "I can't speak Japanese or English. Chinese, please." From then on, I began my fulfilling (painful) life at the technical college, learning Japanese and fighting monsters while being put through my paces and exploited by the white-haired man. The reason for writing this: my pursuit of the great Ye Xiu.