[Crossover] The Passionate Assist System

This is the story of a poker-faced boy who transmigrates into the best friend of a hot-blooded anime protagonist. With help from a System full of countless old tropes, he struggles to keep the transmigrated heroine from noticing anything is amiss. Uzumaki Naruto: My best friend is always trying to leave the village and get revenge on his brother. It breaks my heart. Kurosaki Ichigo: My best friend is always complaining about my job. I'm so conflicted. Gon: My best friend is always trying to run away from home so he can be with me. I'm so happy. Naruto and Ichigo: Burn, you winner at life! The boy who is supposedly the protagonist: Are you guys seriously talking about me? Sakura: The male lead is always trying to keep his best friend tied to his belt. Rukia: The male lead is always using questions as an excuse to cop a feel from his best friend. Gon: Huh? We don't have a heroine. Sakura and Rukia: That's enough, kid. The boy who is supposedly the protagonist: Are you guys seriously talking about my daily life with my best friend? Mainly Naruto, with many secondary pairings. Naruto/Sasuke content, be warned. One-on-one ending. I started this for fun. I've been a specialist in sweet stories and dishing out sugar for decades. Canon purists, beware. The Naruto ending is what it is, so I'm planning to go completely off the rails anyway ╭(╯^╰)╮ Cover by Pao Fu Jiang from the Tea Leaf Art Shop. So cute, mwah~