An Author's High-Risk Profession

In my next life, I absolutely refuse to be an author again. There's always the danger of being cursed and transmigrating into a book. When he hatched (?), the first thing he saw was the handsome male lead he'd written. The first time he heard the male lead's voice was when the man pinched the soft scruff on the back of his neck. "I want a refund," the male lead said to the man running the stall. Pei Bufan: "...Meow?" Please note: The protagonist comes with a System. This story does not involve having children. He'll love the male lead, devotedly and without restraint, for his whole life. The protagonist transmigrates into the cultivation novel about rebirth and revenge that he wrote himself. The male lead's (gong's) morals are warped. Read with caution. This is a goofy, lighthearted story with little concern for logic and plenty of melodrama. Just enjoy the fun. Take it seriously and you've already lost~ About the gong's name: The author is hopeless at naming characters. The gong and shou's names came from rolling dice in a browser game, and the other names were picked at random by a name generator. The author didn't give the names much thought and just went with whatever~~~ If that really bothers you, just assume the author did it on purpose =U= (I did think it was fun when I picked them at the time). Scheming, beastly male lead gong x goofy, lovesick black cat shou The protagonist starts out as a beast, then becomes human. Slow burn, no angst, a little silly and cheerful. @@ Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Building, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Out-of-Body, Spirit Separation, Integration, Tribulation Transcendence, Mortal Immortal, Earth Immortal, Heavenly Immortal, Great Luo Golden Immortal, Luo Tian Supreme Immortal, Nine Heavens Profound Immortal, Immortal Lord, Immortal Emperor, Immortal Venerable, Divine Being, Divine General, Heavenly God, Divine King, Divine Emperor, Divine Venerable Theme: