Scholar, Come Into My Bowl

"Hey, handsome hero, you're so imposing. Why don't you chat with me for a bit...?"

"Shameless!"

"Hey, handsome guy, you're so good-looking. Why don't you come play with your big sister...?"

"Have you no sense of propriety!"

"Scholar, what's with you? You keep ruining my plans. Could it be that you've fallen for me?"

"I... I don't know what you're talking about! S-so what if I have!"