Nothing Left to Live For

The version where I have no idea what I'm talking about:

Jia Siyan's good days were over.

She thought her roommate was a quiet girl. What did she get instead? A she-wolf who had only seemed like a quiet girl!

Even tigress wasn't enough to describe Tang Luo. A tigress is just fierce. Tang Luo wanted to eat her. Though, don't female praying mantises eat their mates too...? Wait, Tang Luo and I aren't a couple! Who'd date her, anyway?

This she-wolf strutted around campus in human skin every day, looking understanding, considerate, and charming. But the moment she closed the dorm room door, she'd start rubbing her hands together, ready to devour someone.

Terrifying. Jia Siyan shuddered. She didn't want to go back to the dorm that night, so she shakily sent Tang Luo a WeChat message saying she had something to do and wouldn't be back. Tang Luo replied with a story.

"Once there was a disobedient child who ran away from home. In the end, she was dragged back and never seen outside again."

"..."

"I'm coming right back! I've finished what I needed to do!"

"Good girl. I made your favorite tomato and egg stir-fry tonight."

Jia Siyan looked up at the sky. My life is over. How could I have been such an idiot and teased Tang Luo? I wish I could chop off my own hands. Sigh, time to outsmart her again.

You really shouldn't let your hands get you into trouble.

The short and sweet version:

First, grab her chest. Second, feel her up. Third, pin her against the wall. Fourth, tackle her.

Pinned to the bed, Jia Siyan looked at Tang Luo lying on top of her, then at the ceiling. My life is over. Why can I never get the better of her?

There'll be happiness and sadness, sweetness and angst. Gougou's debut work, so come help me improve! \(≧▽≦)/