Raising a Goofy Alien Male God

The first time Wu Mengmeng met Oren, he was climbing on her refrigerator, eating his eleventh ice cream bar. The impossibly handsome Oren said arrogantly to Wu Mengmeng, "You foolish Earthling, I'm here to study Earth's species. The Galactic Federation is waiting for my report to decide whether your planet lives or dies..." Before Oren could finish, Wu Mengmeng smacked him with a brick. After Oren hit the floor, Wu Mengmeng dusted off her hands and said, "You sneak in here to steal food, then make up such a lousy excuse? Do you think I'm stupid?" Later on... Wu Mengmeng learned that Oren really was an alien, and really had come to study Earth. His report would decide Earth's fate. As Oren stared at her in astonishment, Wu Mengmeng swung the brick again. Wham! Oren hit the floor. When Oren woke up and demanded an explanation, Wu Mengmeng said, "Obviously, I had to knock you out. What, should I have let you go tattling to the aliens?"