Transmigrated as the Villain's Martial Uncle

I.

Shen Lingling is an evolved being in the apocalypse.

After joining his companions in driving back a zombie horde, he finds a cultivation novel while scavenging.

He barely gets a few pages in before transmigrating into the book as a cannon-fodder side character, the kind whose head gets crushed by the villain.

It's fine. There'll definitely be a System.

Ha ha, no System has been bound to him.

No big deal. He must have a golden finger.

Ha ha, he doesn't have a golden finger either.

All he has is his own life, and an ability awakened in the apocalypse that works wonders against zombies, and only zombies.

It's fine. Keeping his emotions stable for one minute is already impressive.

It's fine. Keeping his emotions stable for one minute is already impressive!

Stable my foot! Shen Lingling blows his top!

Send him back! He'd rather cuddle up to zombies!

II.

Shen Lingling has transmigrated into Bailang Hongchen, one of the six great sects in the cultivation world, and become the martial uncle of both the villain and the protagonist.

So he decides to start early, cozy up to the powerful, mend his ways, and save his head from being crushed.

But looking at the two little brats in front of him, he feels like crying.

He has no idea which one is the villain! Waaah!

He barely read any of the book, and the only thing he can remember is the scene where the cannon fodder gets wiped out...

It's fine. Keeping his emotions stable for one incense stick's time is already impressive.

It's fine. Keeping his emotions stable for one incense stick's time is already impressive!

Hahahahahaha (madness level: 50%)

III.

The two children grow up safely.

Shen Lingling thinks that this old dad of theirs can finally retire with honor.

Who could have seen it coming? Hey, the System suddenly appears, binds itself to him, and orders him to follow the plot.

Hahahahahahahaha (madness level: 10,000%)

The children he raised with so much effort are being tortured to the brink of death right under his nose.

Shen Lingling's heart aches.

Waaah, who gets it? Who gets it!

IV.

The villain returns after falling to darkness, now a powerful cultivator whom everyone fears.

"A Ling, you protected me as I grew up. Now it's my turn to protect you."

A talkative, emotionally unstable martial uncle who is the shou X a villain who is sweet and adorable when young, then becomes wild and domineering as the gong

* Happy ending, 1v1, shou POV. Pure romance.

* Definitely low-magic xianxia, definitely not serious cultivation.

* Cultivator ranks: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Meridian Condensation, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Void Refining, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence, True Immortal.

* Everything in this story is fictional and set in an imaginary world. Most of the details are made up, so please don't take them as real. A bow of thanks.

* Stream-of-consciousness writing. Read with caution. If you come across a trigger, feel free to drop the story. Don't make yourself upset. Whether you stay or go, let's all be happy.

Screenshot dated September 24, 2023

Theme: Love gives rise to affection, and affection gives rise to love.