Li Hanhan stared blankly at the suited man before him. "Boss, are you... are you sure you haven't misunderstood what the word 'lover' means?"
The man nodded.
Li Hanhan swallowed hard again. "I-isn't it some homophone with a different meaning?"
The man's expression began to darken, but he still nodded along.
Li Hanhan froze. After a long moment, he said to the man with a solemn expression, "A lover is someone who, after puberty, has chemical messengers synthesized by highly differentiated endocrine cells in the bodies of men and women and secreted directly into the bloodstream. By regulating the metabolic activity of various tissue cells, these substances affect the body's physiological functions and drive humans to seek mates and produce the next generation. This allows humanity to thrive forever and remain at the top of the food chain, and that's how..."
"Shut up! Speak like a normal person!"
Li Hanhan obediently pressed his lips together, then shouted with all his might, "To sum up, I only like women!"
A little story about a highly intelligent, adorably clueless bottom and an invincible, scheming boss. One-on-one, sweet romance, happy ending. Feel free to jump in, the author always finishes what they start.
Announcement: I got a notice from my editor: this novel will be paid content starting December 3, with three chapters released that day. They'll be posted together at around 6 p.m. Since I need to prepare chapters in advance, there won't be updates today or tomorrow. Thanks again for all your support. One last thing: this story is published only on Jinjiang. To anyone reposting it elsewhere, please show some mercy. Writing isn't easy, so let's cherish it while we can.
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Blurb:
Hoe the fields at noon, and marry at midday; what a fine life!
When the parents-in-law come knocking, hide beneath the covers.
Meng Dangwu's father traded the only ox the family owned for a male bride. The bride wasn't just handsome, he was a hard worker too, and Meng Dangwu was very pleased. Only...
During the day:
Come on, Brother Dangwu!
At night:
Brother Dangwu, I want more!
Meng Dangwu thought with a helpless grimace that he should have kept one particular part of that ox to give himself a boost...
Theme:
Sorry to stop updating for so long. I will work hard to update the article later. I hope everyone will continue to support me.
Let's talk about how to deal with the troublesome issues in the family such as having children, marrying cannon fodder, and being loyal to little Mumu~ Although this chapter is a bit sympathetic at the end, not solving the problem is still far from wanting Mumu sincerely!
Holding a woman casually while drinking is a disdain. I'm really aggressive and I won't do something like this that would make my little one misunderstood and sad. Let the scumbag call me. It's just a new year. It's just New Year's Day. I want to throw such a **** to welcome the new year. I almost want to throw the table. Don't torture the little scum. I want to torture the scumbag who wants to climb the wall and the disgusting scumbag who wants to demonstrate.
As long as it's updated daily, I won't make a fool of myself~
As long as it's updated daily, I won't make a fool of myself~
I saw Gong being unfaithful in the New Year~ No matter what the reason is, Xiao Gong climbs the wall and is the most despised and disliked~ He deserves to be dumped by Mu Mu~ The unfaithful scumbag goes to the fourth place~ Touch Mu Mu~
It's unethical to be stuck here, so please update it as soon as possible! Happy New Year~
Very nice. I like Mumu very much.
The author gave up?? OH! NO!!!
Sorry to stop updating for so long. I will work hard to update the article later. I hope everyone will continue to support me.
Let's talk about how to deal with the troublesome issues in the family such as having children, marrying cannon fodder, and being loyal to little Mumu~ Although this chapter is a bit sympathetic at the end, not solving the problem is still far from wanting Mumu sincerely!
Holding a woman casually while drinking is a disdain. I'm really aggressive and I won't do something like this that would make my little one misunderstood and sad. Let the scumbag call me. It's just a new year. It's just New Year's Day. I want to throw such a **** to welcome the new year. I almost want to throw the table. Don't torture the little scum. I want to torture the scumbag who wants to climb the wall and the disgusting scumbag who wants to demonstrate.
As long as it's updated daily, I won't make a fool of myself~
As long as it's updated daily, I won't make a fool of myself~
I saw Gong being unfaithful in the New Year~ No matter what the reason is, Xiao Gong climbs the wall and is the most despised and disliked~ He deserves to be dumped by Mu Mu~ The unfaithful scumbag goes to the fourth place~ Touch Mu Mu~
It's unethical to be stuck here, so please update it as soon as possible! Happy New Year~
Author, do you have anything to say?