[Three Kingdoms] Through Thick and Thin

Things to know before reading: If you're the type to nitpick historical details, please don't read this. And please don't flame me; the author's heart is fragile. Important PS: The established pairing is a strong bottom with Guo Jia! [Note: The premise is a little bizarre, so enter with caution.] [PS: I already warned you, but if you still came in looking to torture yourself, there's nothing I can do.] >>> Lu Bu once told him that kissing someone on the cheek was a way of greeting them. So, when he saw Cao Cao, he charged at him like a little cannonball, leaped up, wrapped his arms around Cao Cao's neck, hooked his legs around his waist, and planted a big kiss on his cheek. Cao Cao was stunned from beginning to end. The culture shock left his mind completely blank, with one thought endlessly flashing through his head: His Highness kissed me. His Highness kissed me. His Highness kissed me. His Highness kissed me. Everyone around them was stunned and immediately rushed forward to pull them apart. "My lord, are you all right? My lord!" "Oh my goodness, the lord has fainted!" "Quick, call Imperial Physician Hua!" With both arms held back, the protagonist calmly asked, "Was he just too excited?" >>> This story can be summed up as: The amnesiac prince is terrifying, yet a whole army of fearless generals is still closing in... ~(≧▽≦)/~ Thanks for all your support! I ran into a few problems along the way, though. My editor came by and gave me a thorough dressing-down. This novel will go premium on December 10, this Wednesday, with ten thousand words on the first day~~ It's thanks to all of you that this story could shine. I'm so grateful~~ Theme: