Uta No Prince-sama: Hey, Don't Come Near Me, Young Master

The first time he came to Saotome Academy, Sato Yu thought, Well, it's a pretty flashy school! I guess I'll accept it! Then, after meeting a bunch of people... Sato Yu thought: Holy crap, is this a lunatic asylum? Jinguji Ren? You mean that walking mass of hormones? Don't make me laugh! Is he even normal? Hijirikawa Masato? Damn, what a stiff! He's clearly got a thing going with Jinguji Ren! Is he really normal? Shinomiya Natsuki? The guy with a split personality. Is he really normal? Kurusu Sho? He's obviously a bottom, but insists he's a manly man! Is that normal? Nanami Otoya, the eternally slow-on-the-uptake boy. I don't even know what to say. Ichinose Tokiya, an idol who refuses to admit he's an idol. Is that really okay? All in all, faced with this crowd of friends, not to mention the four who teach them, Sato Yu felt utterly helpless! And hey, stop pulling and tugging at me! Don't come near me, okay? P.S. This is a BL story with an NP direction. There will definitely be senpais, and if there's anyone else you'd like me to include, just tell me! I have lots of ongoing projects, so updates will be slow~~ The male lead is a tsundere bottom~~ A kid possessed by the Empress herself.