[Unofficial Sword 3] Reborn: The Taoist Priest Comes to Exorcise Demons

In my previous life, nothing went right. I went out for hot pot with my best buddy and died of food poisoning. Fine, I got reincarnated, but I wasn't even human anymore. Author, let's talk about life. In my next life, I'll never eat hot pot again. Author: Forgot to tell you, animals are less intelligent than humans, you know. And there's no cure for your bad luck, kid. Little Fat Sheep (Xiao Yang): What the heck are you talking about? You're the stupid one. Your whole neighborhood is stupid. Baa! I'm so talented, you're all just jealous. Daoist Xiao Huangyang of Chunyang Temple: You're just unlucky. Little Fat Sheep (Xiao Yang): This sheep is so handsome. Daoist Xiao Huangyang of Chunyang Temple: You're just unlucky. Little Fat Sheep (Xiao Yang): You're a late-stage gynophobe, pretending to be aloof when you're actually scheming. Daoist Xiao Huangyang of Chunyang Temple: I know. You're just unlucky. A fake serious story that's really all snark and silly antics [hey] Poke my author profile Profile link (╯﹏╰) PS: I won't abandon this story. I occasionally get bursts of inspiration, but I need the motivation of readers' support to start and finish stories. #favorite_1{color:#666699;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: