I swear, I am really, truly, absolutely not a pervert!
There's no way I'd stalk my crush! Hmph! If I did, I'd get hit by a car the next time I went out.
...I said it offhand, never thinking it would really come true QAQ!
Oh, well, it didn't exactly come true...
Stalked him √ → got punished and hit by a car √ → died × → woke up inside my crush's body!
My crush said to me: "Get! Out!"
What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
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Drown you, drown you, hey, have you finished the postgraduate entrance examination?
Beg! Even! New! _(≧∇≦∠)_
You are indeed a liar←_←
In my lifetime!!! Baby, why don't you just come to this chapter?!!!!
Damn, it's been another half a year and there's still no update. I really believe it! I believe it! I! Letter! Got it!
I fell into a trap_(:з∠)_
It's really a stir-fried chicken. I just read a few chapters and I feel so relieved and stuffed.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh memes.
Damn, ah, ah, ah, ah, we claim to have been chatting all night, and then what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've been tricked. I'm going crazy. How could you do this to me?
It's so painful without any content. I'm crying. I want the heroine to go back quickly. This is really cruel.