(HP) Hogwarts, Hang in There!

Sweet and innocent at first, then everyone turns evil later!! Be warned!! _(:з"∠)_ Also known as: #The World's Malice# #If You Don't Ask for Trouble, Trouble Won't Find You# #On the Importance of Names# #Names That Invite Trouble# Little scene: Professor Snape: Who is your mother? Everyone's surname is whatever their current name says, so they're not related by blood~ ↓ Nagini Snape: ...A professor you don't know, QAQ. (Of course you don't know my mom, and I'm really not your kid. Is it too late to change my surname?) Professor Snape: You only need to tell me her name. Whether I know her is up to me. (He wants to know what woman came up with such a troublesome name.) Nagini Snape: (sends her friends a look) Please save me! Merope Gaunt: (steps forward) Sorry, Professor. Nagini is an orphan, so she doesn't know who her mother is. Professor Snape: I don't believe I asked you to speak. (It'd be ridiculous if they weren't related at all! Don't tell me the Dark Lord would let that snake take the surname Snape!) Merope Gaunt: I'm very sorry, Professor. That was rude of me. Little James: (thinking) See, Nagini? That's what you get for laughing at my name. Instant karma, hahahaha! Professor Snape's glare is terrifying, but at least... he didn't say anything. ORZ This is a serious, plot-focused story, so it's going to be very, very, very long... ⊙▽⊙ I'm planning a major rewrite and will remove a few characters, since this has already gone beyond the scope of a group fanfic _(:з"∠)_ Watch out for the System! But it's being handed out wholesale, with one for everyone _(:з"∠)_ Everyone has a different task. Reward for completion: Return to your original world! The ending may be total annihilation (/▽\)