The terrible author Duan Zixiao has been feeling a lot of pressure lately. To express his profound love for his dear readers, he decides...
Author: It's getting cold. Let's turn the cool, domineering male lead into the most peerless uke in the world.
Readers: ... Heaven above, please send this brainless author into the story to get thoroughly pinned for the rest of his life!
Heaven: Request received.
☆ Danmei story:
Duan Zixiao (beating his chest in anguish): I was wrong, I really was wrong. I should never have written a novel in the first place. If I hadn't, I wouldn't have written this deranged extra, and I wouldn't have ended up as the most peerless uke in the world, worrying about my chastity every single day and constantly having to watch out for all kinds of heroes trying to take my life... or take me as their husband...
☆ Alternate dimension:
No. 89757: Mr. Duan, your seme is top quality, made locally and fresh from the source. Eight times in one night is no problem at all.
Duan Zixiao (wailing): Mom! Your son is having such a hard time...!
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★ Reading Guide ★
This story is pure comedy, wildly goofy and completely absurd √
The uke is silly, cheerful, and talks too much. The seme is cool, domineering, and impossibly awesome √
Play the hit song Peerless Uke on repeat while reading for an even better experience √
This story is definitely 1v1, definitely 1v1, definitely 1v1 √
The author is planning a quick transmigration food story, a split-personality teammate story, a cute palace Reborn revenge story, I Am the Emperor's Tutor [Reborn], a buddy story about the entertainment industry and a goofy guy, a quick transmigration story about a husky with dignity, a buddy story about reincarnating three times just to meet you, and a Reborn cultivation story. The author has had a terrible headache lately.
I wish the author and everyone a happy new year and everything goes well.
I will take exams for three consecutive days starting on the 11th... I can't afford to be hurt. But you can go home after the exam
Finished spreading flowers~\(≧▽≦)/~ I'm starting to look forward to all kinds of extras~\(≧▽≦)/~Dammada╭(╯ε╰)╮ Xiaohu also has such a bitter secret love history, but he is not a master, Zi Xiao will not fall in love with him~\(≧▽≦)/~
It's over, I can't bear to let it go...???
It should be over. Will there really be a baby?…
I liked him very much, but what if I like Shifu and Zi Xiao in a 1v1?
But where is the prince? Take it, take it.
Hurry up and get rid of the Imperial Master. How nice it would be to return to the sex life with the Master! Although I still had a good impression of the Imperial Master in the past, it has completely disappeared now. The problem of Chun Na's medicine god horse was no longer a problem as soon as the master appeared, hahaha. The master is about to draw the line, I am already anxious for Zi Xiao~ (I am not jealous just to see a group of small attackers competing for supremacy)
Then wait for spring, after the medicine takes effect. The master finished taking care of the others and appeared.
I'll explode too. Damn it! ╭(╯ε╰)╮ Master, come and save Zi Xiao!
Mum da yo
My cousin really can't bear to look at her
His English is almost at the same level as mine, but his multi-back memorization can improve it quickly, but I can't do it at all.
75 Or so, the lowest is 56. The full score is 150, okay? Do you dare to have the same score as me in mathematics? It is much worse than physics, chemistry and biology.
When will I write a side story~~
I wish the author and everyone a happy new year and everything goes well. I will take exams for three consecutive days starting on the 11th... I can't afford to be hurt. But you can go home after the exam
Finished spreading flowers~\(≧▽≦)/~ I'm starting to look forward to all kinds of extras~\(≧▽≦)/~Dammada╭(╯ε╰)╮ Xiaohu also has such a bitter secret love history, but he is not a master, Zi Xiao will not fall in love with him~\(≧▽≦)/~
It's over, I can't bear to let it go...???
It should be over. Will there really be a baby?…
I liked him very much, but what if I like Shifu and Zi Xiao in a 1v1? But where is the prince? Take it, take it.
Hurry up and get rid of the Imperial Master. How nice it would be to return to the sex life with the Master! Although I still had a good impression of the Imperial Master in the past, it has completely disappeared now. The problem of Chun Na's medicine god horse was no longer a problem as soon as the master appeared, hahaha. The master is about to draw the line, I am already anxious for Zi Xiao~ (I am not jealous just to see a group of small attackers competing for supremacy)
Then wait for spring, after the medicine takes effect. The master finished taking care of the others and appeared.
I'll explode too. Damn it! ╭(╯ε╰)╮ Master, come and save Zi Xiao!
Mum da yo My cousin really can't bear to look at her His English is almost at the same level as mine, but his multi-back memorization can improve it quickly, but I can't do it at all. 75 Or so, the lowest is 56. The full score is 150, okay? Do you dare to have the same score as me in mathematics? It is much worse than physics, chemistry and biology.