[Swords of Legends: Ouyang Shaogong] No Blessing, No Happiness

[Short Gu Jian Story] No Blessing, No Xinghu (Boss BG) Blurb: Shui Lianlian swears she must be the most pitiful person to have ever died. As a transmigrator and a fan of beef-bone powder, she gets turned into a figurine after death. How is that even remotely scientific! All because she said one thing wrong... If Heaven would give her another chance, she would still want to say this, even through tears: "What is it you like about me? I'll change it, okay?" "Qin-chan, please let me go. Please stop liking me!" "Qin-chan, just let me die! If I can't die of old age, I don't want to sell mooncakes either!" A sinister metallic voice from a certain System rang out: "[Dear Host, congratulations! Your own miserable plight has activated this System, No Blessing, No Xinghu. This System is brought to you with the generous sponsorship of Jian Jia Cheng Xue and Liu He Ba Huang. It is the second-generation product of the Crazy System, carefully optimized, and you, Shui Lianlian, have been selected as its Host.]" "[To ensure you get a harmonious and happy ending with a chuunibyou patient, starting now, you must sell apple-flavored mooncakes to everyone you meet! We have great faith in you, dear. Don't let us down!]" Shui Lianlian: What the hell, what the hell, what the hell! Theme: