How Much for Guoguang?

When a stone-faced person meets another stone-faced person, an iceberg collides with an iceberg. Please tell me, how are they ever going to get fired up? orz Also, just to clarify, this is a short story. Since it isn't very long, there won't be many words, either. Each chapter will probably be about the length of an essay _(:зゝ∠)_