Zhang Lan: Why the heck did I transmigrate into the villainous Big Boss from my own story? I strongly object!!!!!!!!
Sister Yu Yu: (patting her head) It's fine. Your identity is about to change anyway.
Ye Ying: Waah, waah, waah! Great author Yi Ye Zhou (Zhang Lan's pen name), why did I transmigrate into a little milk fox who's about to be eaten by one of the female lead's...?
Zhang Lan: (immediately feels much better)
Sister Yu Yu: Attackers, carry the receivers off. Time to start writing.
Qin Yang and Qin Xu appear and carry Zhang Lan and Ye Ying away.