Abandoned by the Gods

Beyard, hands on his hips: "So, I, your lord and master, am the savior of this continent. Wahahahaha!"

Some Grass: "Strictly speaking, you're a spy sent by another continent."

Beyard: "Then I'll conquer this continent after I've gathered countless underlings and three thousand beauties!"

Some Grass: "This is a danmei novel."

Beyard (with a stern face): "I'm the gong."

Some Grass (shrugging): "I really hate to burst your bubble, but I think your name makes that pretty clear."

Oh no, he's bristling...