The Nine-Heavens Flying Fox

In his previous life, he was often beaten black and blue by his wife over their 'bedroom antics':

“Don't hit me.” A fist swung at him.

“Hit me again and I'll scream.” Another fist.

At last, he sobbed and begged for mercy: “Wife, please stop hitting me...” Then came countless more punches.

Reborn, he finds himself surrounded by schemes and traps. He barely escapes death, only for things to start heading toward him being thoroughly ruined...

Yun Zhi pondered for a moment. “Our sect has reached the Xu generation, but Young Master Feng is currently an ordinary disciple, so he can't use Xu directly. Why not reverse it? Your Daoist name will be Shen Xu.”

Feng Li stumbled and murmured, “Kidney... kidney... kidney deficiency...”

Senior Brother Yun Qing said, “Excellent. Very humble indeed, Shen Xu. The name is absolutely marvelous.”

Yun Zhi said, “Young Master Feng, do you have any objections?”

Feng Li waved his hands repeatedly. “N-no, it's fine.” He bowed respectfully. “Shen Xu pays his respects to Eldest and Second Senior Brothers.”

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