The System Forces Me to Destroy the World Every Day

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Liang Rui: "You want me to destroy the world within 1,000 days? I might as well just die!"

System: "Sorry, starting today, you don't even have the right to die!"

Liang Rui: "Why does the virus have to lie dormant inside me? Just turn me into a zombie and let me run around the supermarket, grabbing and biting people. Trust me, the world would be destroyed much faster!"

System: "That doesn't suit my aesthetic at all! Request denied. You're only a carrier of the zombie virus, and you're not authorized to use it!"

Liang Rui: "Wait, isn't that... an alien? System, why not just switch me out for someone else? Aliens destroying the world and all that, isn't that more scientific?"

System: "..."

Liang Rui: "By the way, we've kept that alien confined for so long, and I still don't know what abilities aliens have. How about we test him out first?"

System: "...Could you stop making trouble?"

Liang Rui: "I think there's something off about you, System!"

System: "...You're imagining things!"