Playing Mary Sue

Dao Mei is really unlucky. Let's take a look at his schedule for the week. Monday: Go on a date with the great Archmage, and turn down his proposal while he's at it. Tuesday: Compete in the world's top lawyers' debate tournament, and take first place while he's at it. Wednesday: Become the protagonist of a sweet, fluffy romance and receive the domineering CEO's cool, handsome, tyrannical treatment. Thursday: Refuse to yield, even unto death, to the prince who killed his entire family. Friday: Become the first prince of the Star Empire, then have another prince fall in love with him at first sight. Saturday: Go back to school for an exam, and become the foremost celestial master to purify the campus while he's at it. Sunday: Finally be himself again, curled up on his dorm bed eating instant noodles and browsing Bilibili. Please don't get the wrong idea! This really isn't a Mary Sue story! And the protagonist isn't some show-off Mary Sue! Because this is a story about a bunch of burly guys playing Mary Sues! The protagonist is a bona fide man who'll be exposed in minutes if he doesn't get a script or an aura! Dao Mei: _(:з"∠)_ Damn it, why do I have to play a woman? Good question, a very profound one... Damn it all, my sister missed her deadline! This was her job in the first place! Does it have to be so awful that the younger brother has to pay off his sister's debt?! Special note: This is not a harem story. Pierce: I'm about to start a new story, with three thousand words a day. Updates may be erratic, so please whip me into updating.