Peter Parker recently made an online friend who's uncannily like him. No, wait, I mean they share the same ideals. His online friend is also a dedicated shoulder to cry on.
Peter: "Boohoo, my teammate stole my friend QAQ"
Online friend: "It's okay, just beat him until he's half-dead."
Peter: "Boohoo, my best friend had a falling-out with me QAQ"
Online friend: "It's okay, watch a movie together and you'll make up."
Peter: "Boohoo, my childhood sweetheart ran off with my best friend QAQ"
Online friend: "It's okay, you deserve someone better."
Online friend: "Hey, I hacked into the control center of a S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier!"
Peter: "It's o... what?! ∑( °△°|||)"
The little Spider-Man is feeling a bit unwell. Hey, hey, give me back my sweet and adorable online friend QAQ
This story also goes by the names The Little Spider's Online Confidant, What Do I Do If My Online Friend Is a Big Bad?, Will My Online Friend Spill All My Embarrassing Stories?, My Online Friend Is Right Beside You, Knows My Little Secret, My Online Friend Knows I'm Spider-Man, The Little Spider's Online Romance Chronicles, and many more titles still in development.
