He seemed so cold and heartless, so far above everyone else. But inside, he was passionate, and thoughtful enough to write the story of their relationship as a martial arts saga:
Round One: Made her write a letter of repentance. A resounding victory!
Round Two: Picked on her, felt guilty, and gave her a phone. Defeat!
Round Three: She was fired for being late, then he asked her to come back to work. Defeat!
Round Four: She was late again, so he made her run laps. Victory!
Round Five: Had a meal with her, but the setting wasn't right. Defeat!
Round Six: Took her to a ball. On my home turf, a resounding victory!
Is that how it went? She's forgotten which things happened first and which came later...
