You've got some nerve. Take a good look! I'm a fine, upstanding young man. You can't just call me a pickled radish. I'm a fresh, juicy white radish, at least.
As the saying goes, every radish has its hole. The ancients didn't lie.
I fell into that hole.
I won't be a man if I don't turn you gay! A tragic tale of a flirtatious uke who falls for a powerful seme.