Silver Crystal (Working Title)

I... I... I...

I’m little... little... little Yin... (trembling)

I’m an absolutely, positively good little baby!

I only do two of these things: eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, smoking, swindling, cheating, and stealing...

I’m a law-abiding ordinary citizen. I don’t kill, set fires, or do anything illegal...

I love my country and my people, and serve my country with diligence...

I’ll follow Lei Feng’s good example... (said all in one breath... Cool!!!)

… (to be continued)