Putting the Cart Before the Horse

Bonus Scene

Valentine's Day was coming. Qin Che's hints and not-so-subtle hints had finally paid off. Cheng Xi said there'd be a little surprise, and as soon as Qin Che heard "little surprise," his imagination ran wild. You know the kind of sexy stuff I mean. Qin Che was so excited he couldn't sleep all night.

Cheng Xi: "Hand over your phone."

How could Qin Che refuse? He figured he might get interrupted while they were doing something naughty. He understood, he understood. The way Qin Che handed over his phone was so obsequious that, if he'd had a tail, it would have been wagging.

Cheng Xi: "Close your eyes."

Qin Che: Close them? Awooo, his wife is shy about doing naughty things in a little while. She's rarely the one to make the first move, so of course she's embarrassed. He understood, he understood. As a model husband, Qin Che would listen to his wife, so he obediently closed his eyes as she told him.

Cheng Xi: "Okay."

Qin Che: That fast? Is the outfit made of so little fabric that it only takes a few breaths to put on? What is it, a bunny costume or a maid outfit?

Qin Che's imagination had run away with him again. It's a sickness, and it needs treatment.

When Qin Che heard his wife say "okay," he opened his eyes full of anticipation.

All he saw was Cheng Xi putting a SIM card in his mouth, then sticking out his tongue at Qin Che and saying, "Look, a banana fan."

Qin Che nearly smacked the little brat dead on the spot. This... was the so-called surprise?