The Dazed Fox Spirit

This is a silly, adorable, lighthearted story. "I've captivated so many people. Have I captivated you?" "Aren't foxes all sly and cunning? How can there be a fox spirit as stupid as you? Hey, silly little fox, look, I have nine heads and you have nine tails. I'm so clever that I can make up for your stupidity. We're a match made in heaven!" Daidai waved a little paw. "Sorry, this fox spirit's cultivation is shallow. I've only grown three tails. Oh, wait, I just grew a new one, so I have four now." "..." Daidai had been fretting lately. "Tell me, what if our baby is born with lots of heads and tails? Will people discriminate against them? = =?" "...I think you've had too much free time lately. Let's do something else..." "What? Hey, why are you biting me all of a sudden? Eep..." Theme: