[Criminal Minds] Caffeine

- Darling, you're my caffeine -

Caffeine: An alkaloid extracted from tea leaves and coffee beans. In moderate amounts, it can relieve fatigue and stimulate the nerves. It is also addictive, and stopping can cause various withdrawal symptoms, such as low spirits, exhaustion, and weakness.

Reid: (Hurries over with a Chinese book, eager to learn) Bernice! I saw the word "250" used to describe someone in this book. What does it mean?

Bernice: (Takes her eyes off her game for half a second) Oh, it's a compliment.

Reid: What kind of compliment?

Bernice: It means you're as smart as someone with an IQ of 250.

Reid: (Somehow looks pleased) Oh, I see~

After solving a case one day:

Reid: (Pats himself proudly) There aren't many people as smart as me, after all~

Morgan: (Caught off guard) Smart?

Reid: (Excitedly explains) It's a Chinese term for someone who's really clever!

Emily: (Trying not to laugh) Who told you that?

Reid: (Walks away smugly) Bernice!

Morgan: ...

Emily: ...

Rossi: How many times has Bernice set him up now?

JJ: About ten fingers' worth?

Hotch: (Smirks) Remember, don't tell him the truth.

So this is the story of a female lead teaming up with the BAU to prank a certain genius young doctor (not really!)

The female lead is Chinese-American, more or less an ordinary girl. She shows off her smarts when it counts (not really, either).

She's pretty sharp-tongued with people she knows, and believes that talking can save your life in a crisis, with a few straightforward punches to back it up.

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1. The male lead is obvious: the one with an IQ of 187. It will stay one-on-one.

2. The female lead won't be too far behind, either.

3. Updates may be slow, but I'll do my best not to abandon the story.

4. Writing is hard work, so I hope you'll support me. Any kind words will keep me going.

5. Hope you enjoy reading~

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