[Naruto] The Warmest One

When she was five, Asakura Hitomi found her, then promptly passed her off to Jiraiya. From then on, she spent her days playing nanny to a lecherous old bachelor with an overactive imagination. When she was thirteen, Jiraiya said he was taking that kid with him. She eyed the boy called Naruto Uzumaki suspiciously from head to toe. Then she asked him just one question: "Hey, you can wash your own underwear, right?" A little bonus scene: After everyone awoke from the Infinite Tsukuyomi, Naruto immediately went to find Asakura Toru. Naruto: Toru-chan, what were you dreaming about just now? Asakura Toru burst into tears: I dreamed about Jiraiya! Naruto: The Pervy Sage? Don't cry, Toru-chan. We'll all miss him, and the Pervy Sage will miss us too. Asakura Toru cried even harder: Get lost! I dreamed I was washing his underwear! So, so much underwear!