Hisoka and Uchiha Madara fall in love, Kurapika is as loyal as a dog, and Illumi's bizarre cross-dressing leaves everyone in despair.
Fake Illumi (for convenience, we'll call him Mori from now on)
Mori: "Nii-chan~~"
Hisoka stiffly turned around when he heard that. "Y-yes? What is it?" He even forgot to use his symbols.
Mori: "N-nothing at all~~"
Hisoka: "Well, if there's nothing, then I'll just..." be going.
Before Hisoka could finish, Mori cut in: "But I need a dress-up doll~ So I'm counting on you~~"
Hisoka: "Nooooo!! Madara, save me!!!"
Uchiha Madara gave him a helpless look.
Hisoka cast a pleading glance at the others nearby.
Izuna smiled saintly. "I can't help you~" He looked rather pleased with himself, too.
Kurapika: "Lord Mori is always right. If Lord Mori is ever wrong, please refer to the previous statement."
Chrollo: "You're on your own."
Killua: "Don't let the door hit you on your way out."
Leorio: "I feel sorry for you..."
Gon: "Wow! You guys are so close~~" (This kid's sneakily sharp...)
Everyone: "…" How did you get that from this?!
