[Online Game] Great God, What About Your Kidney?

"Why won't you let me scout ahead?" The great god was a man of few words: "You're hopeless." "I'm not! I clearly have a head for business!" The great god was busy with his own affairs. After a long while, he added one more word: "Directionally." After a pause, he continued, "Idiot, fool, moron, numbskull, dimwit, glutton, battle glutton. So much for your head for business. When it comes to anything besides money, you're hopeless." "..." What could you say about a great god like this, except that he was an insufferable jerk? There was nothing to say. Truly, nothing to say about a person like this. "Why do you say things that are so hurtful?" "Well, perhaps it's because I'm impotent." All right then, Great God, since that's the case, want to give your kidneys a workout?