[Crossover] Who Will Save My Self-Respect?

O life blessed by the malice of the world, go forth and purify [hack to pieces] the versions of yourself in parallel worlds who threaten the land's love and peace. Cang Lian: Why am I a tentacle monster in this world, a house in another, and straight-up a rainbow-colored Mary Sue in yet another? Forget different writing styles, even the art styles are completely different, seriously! o(╯□╰)o System: Don't ask me. Just know that it's all the world's fault. This story is also known as "How to Kill Teacher Cang Quickly, Easily, and Cheaply," "A Multiverse Tour of Hacking That Other Self to Pieces," "How a Tomboy Evolves into a Gay Man," "The Terrifying Consequences of Different Art Styles," "Just How Deep Is the Bottomless Pit of Human Decency?" and "A Study in Shattered Values." P.S. Forgive the author's wild and unruly ways and terrible writing. I'm still in high school and learning writing techniques by reading perfect essays written by elementary school students. I wrote this purely to vent and practice my composition skills. ORZ School's starting, so this story will update weekly from now on... Don't hit me. School's started. The next update will be on the sixth.