A Freebie with Your Phone Top-Up

Can someone tell me why topping up my phone credit came with a transmigration? You transmigrate, fine, but I wasn't asking to become a prince or a lord! The least you could do was let me transmigrate into a person! A person! How the hell did I end up as an egg? Why is my actual body an egg?! I could have handled being a pair of glasses, okay? Why an egg? T T Being an egg would be bad enough, but this isn't even a xianxia world. It's a reverse harem manga world! Do you know what a reverse harem world means for a guy? It means it's all guys, with no girls. And there's no way in hell I can get the one girl there is!! Orz Fine, I put up with all that. But I can't even leave this plot's reset point? = = I've already accepted my fate. "A-Qian, now that you've calmed down, how about we get in bed and fool around?" Wait, I've accepted my fate, but that doesn't mean I want to get it on with a guy!! "Waaah... [Censored here]" ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ A Brothers Conflict fanfic, so a harem ending is very possible. The protagonist's golden finger might be completely useless = = [Actually, it's useful in a certain way, ahem.] A lot has happened lately. I've decided to travel, so updates will stop for six months to a year. Sorry, everyone.