Cringey version: The big brother pushes the heroine aside and pulls Su Su into his arms. "Once the baleful energy has been purged from your body, I'll take you down the mountain. We'll uphold justice and take in all the beauty of the land."
Yin Qianshang pushes Jitong aside and pulls Shaogong into his arms. "Once you recognize me, I'll take you across countless mountains and rivers and let you taste every fine wine in the world."
Qianyu adorably clings to Crown Prince Changqin. "Once I become a Yinglong who can reach the heavens and plumb the earth, I'll have Changqin sit beside my horns and carry you along on the wind, so you can take in all the beauty of the land!" (A kiss for my rider.)
Ma Lanlan hugs a washboard, gazing at it with deep devotion. "Once I've mastered the art of flying on a sword, I'll ride you across countless rivers and mountains!" (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ What the hell are you joining in for?
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. . . . Don't tell me that you turned Xunfang into a man. Although I can accept Danmei, I still respect the original work.