A Male God Like Fire

All I did was sneak a peek at the goddess naked. Why did she have to catch me? The blushing and pounding heart were way too intense. Then, overnight, I got hit by a giant egg claiming to be the God of the Universe, and so...

What? You say you're the God of the Universe? (Why do I think you're lying to me?)

What? You say you can help me win the goddess over? (This sounds less and less believable, but if you really can... heh.)

What? You want me to win over the goddesses of three thousand worlds? (How is that even possible?)

What? You don't care whether I live or die, just that you collect my corpse? (With my safety not guaranteed, how could I possibly go?)

And so, one day, the fraud who claimed to be the God of the Universe tossed me into one strange world after another, and then...