[Three Kingdoms] A Dead End

Jia Xu thinks he's lived far too long. So long that it's become unbearably boring. So he starts hiding behind the curtains, quietly watching events unfold and occasionally stirring up trouble. He watches Cao Cao bring home a little cat, then sees a child pop up and declare that he wants to be the cat's owner. He watches the two of them slowly weave their own trap and fall into the little snare called love. This story, told from Jia Xu's perspective, is about Cao Pi and Sima Yi. Whether in history, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, or various works of film and literature, Cao Pi is inevitably labeled sinister, restrained, cold-hearted, and calculating. What if none of that was who he really was? What if, from the very beginning, he was just a goofball? This story has two plotlines, one overt and one covert. When the author gets obsessed with the Three Kingdoms, they go completely crazy, so expect plenty of strange ideas borrowed from different Three Kingdoms adaptations, such as New Three Kingdoms, the Three Kingdoms Kill card game, Dynasty Warriors, and the Koei Romance of the Three Kingdoms series... The characters' personalities are made up according to the author's worldview, and history will be changed outright when the plot requires it. Don't question the author's integrity, because there isn't any~ This is a story about an elder teaching a younger man how to fall in love (not really).