Yao Si Fanfiction: Playing the Fool to Fool the Black Dragon

Question One: How do you win over a black dragon? Answer: Pursue them passionately, bring flowers, get down on one knee with a ring, charter a plane, and go all the way to Holland. Question Two: How do you win over a black dragon who's devoted to someone else and stubbornly refuses to let go? Answer: Play the fool, get him into bed, and demand he take responsibility. Question Three: What do you do when an obstacle blocks your way? Answer: Be domineering and shameless, you lovable idiot. In this day and age, who else could do it but me? A sweet story about an older vampire with a talent for splitting personalities, shamelessly pursuing a black dragon. Theme: