The Fifth Master’s Daily Rebellion [Seven Heroes and Five Gallants]

What all the women think of Bai Yutang: a white horse beneath a handsome rider, elegant and dashing, dazzlingly talented, the son of a rich family, an official, and even the emperor. In a word: gorgeous! What his friends and family think of Bai Yutang: Eldest Bai brother: Bai Yutang, are you trying to overthrow the Bai family?! Big brother of Hollow Island: Bai Yutang, are you trying to overthrow Hollow Island?! Big Brother Bao of the Kaifeng Prefecture: Bai Yutang, are you trying to overthrow the Kaifeng Prefecture?! Some ruler in the imperial palace: Bai Yutang, are you trying to overthrow the Song Dynasty?! Bai Yutang: (utterly bewildered) ...I just want to stay alive. What did I do wrong?! This is the chaotic story of Fifth Master Bai dying and coming back to life, then keeping himself alive by feeding on everyone's anger, while causing a commotion across the martial world, the court, and just about everywhere else. As always, the ending is a cliché: the prince and the white horse ride off together through the martial world and live happily ever after in love. Bai Yutang: Your Fifth Master has already prepared a generous betrothal gift, a load of betrothal cakes, all three sacrificial offerings, and the complete set of four capitals. Little Zhan Cat, will you marry me? Little Zhan Cat: No matter how much you provoke me, I won't get angry, I won't get angry, I won't get angry... Wait, what did you say? Theme: Fifth Master has gone and bullied someone again