Green River, Would You Die Without Being Tsundere?

There's a poker-faced guy with an army of food-themed stories at his command, conquering the male-oriented fiction market. There's a haughty guy with countless artsy oddballs at his command, fighting tooth and nail in the female-oriented fiction market. These two have known each other for years. They ought to have the kind of bond childhood sweethearts share, but... Incident One: Confessing to the person you like Jinjiang: You stone-faced jerk! Mess up my chances again and I'll bite you! Qidian: Green River, you'd better have teeth strong enough to do that. Incident Two: Writing styles Jinjiang: Damn it! I'm already swamped. Can you stop having your authors transmigrate over here? Qidian: That's not up to me. Tell your writers to rein in their imaginations. Jinjiang: Damn it, Qidian! Your stories make the male lead and the second male lead such a perfect match, and then you go and kill off the second male lead! Qidian: I'll change it if you shut down your romance section. Jinjiang: I didn't say anything. Jinjiang: Damn it! Are there any girls the protagonist isn't willing to take in? Qidian: You can ask the seme in your stories. Or the total-receiver type, I suppose. Incident Three: Secretly in love Jinjiang: Tell me, how long have you been eyeing my little chrysanthemum? Qidian: Not long. Just since we met. Jinjiang: Damn it, that's been years! You've been hiding it really well! Qidian: Then why are you in my arms right now... Heh. About their love Jinjiang: I wish I'd understood sooner. You've always treated me so well. Qidian: How did it feel when you sold yourself? Qidian: That's none of your business. A note from the author: This is a short story, about a hundred thousand words or a little more. I'm currently working hard to build up a stockpile of chapters before posting the whole thing. Please forgive me if the writing isn't great. My imagination runs wild, so the plot always takes a spectacular turn, but I'll do my best. I've already maxed out my daily-update skill. A sweet, anthropomorphic short story that occasionally gets a little silly. Pairing: Jinjiang x Qidian, you know the drill. Go ahead and jump in! I promise all you lovely readers who take the plunge that this will never be locked behind a paywall or abandoned! Because this story is really a thank-you letter from me to all my lovely readers. It doesn't matter if I have nothing at all. At least the adorable little creatures in my story list make me feel that the stories I've written exist, and that people really do love the characters in them. This work is purely the product of the author's imagination and is not affiliated with any website. Once I got this idea, I couldn't stop. Lovely readers, click the portal~ ↓↓ The author's new quick transmigration novel~ Lovely readers, click the portal~ ↓↓ The author's completed works~ Theme: