[Crossover] The Bottom Beyond Saving

I'm QB, an Incubator, a calamity shunned by other intelligent species. The Beast Beyond Remedy is the name other people gave us Incubators. Because my predecessors, who developed the magical-girl business, were so insane they even went after young men, they left behind a terrible reputation. Born in the wrong era, I have no choice but to hide my identity with tears in my eyes and take on human form. Why do I push contracts? That's a long story. Do you know about entropy? Heat death? No? That's all right. You only need to know that I'm saving the universe and carrying out the cause of love and justice! But... why haven't I managed to get a single person to sign a contract yet?! What do you mean by that pitying look... I'm the Beast Beyond Remedy, not a bottom beyond remedy! One-line summary: The awkwardly adorable life of a good-for-nothing QB who takes human form and goes around hitting on people to sell contracts. Silly and sweet, confirmed. The original plot will inevitably go off the rails, confirmed. Original characters eat little apples and become adorable, confirmed. Keeping the same light tone with a few sarcastic asides as before. A little golden finger, a fake Tom Sue. Please take your Weikangling before reading. (╯3╰) If you notice a delay in the System and can't see updates, or if something isn't displaying properly, change the www or my before jjwxc in the address bar to any English letters, like ooxx or xiaojuhua. My stories ↓↓ New crossover story, completed crossover story, completed modern romance, completed crossover story, completed crossover story, completed Harry Potter story, old completed story The original character design for Xiluo was once again provided by my dear Shubiao. Thanks for supporting me with character designs for so long! I've started a QQ group under cover of a cooking pot. Anyone who wants to train me, come on in: 156453864. Any password will do. I can't figure out Weibo, so if you want to get in touch, email me at [email protected]. If you like my stories, why not support my author page? #favorite_1{color:#FF3300;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;}