Everlasting Loyalty

Please don't be fooled by the title... This is a story about a wisecracking goofball who transmigrates, discovers she's been branded with a tragic fate, and spends the next several decades trying to do one thing: change her name. As for her daughter's love interest... he's a dependable, good man = =. Rest assured, everyone, things won't end well for them!! Second Master Yao bit her little handkerchief and watched Gousheng and Shaniu playing house at the village entrance with envy and jealousy. "Jinchi, Jinchi, why aren't you my big sister..." Wolf Master: "Cangzai, your sister-in-law is acting up again..." Wen Huang: "Hey~ Why not invite Second Master to stay at Huanzhu Tower for a few days? I'll cook for her myself, and we can see if there's any hope of curing her while we're at it." Wolf Master: "Scheming Wen, why are you being so nice?" Sir Cang: "..." Never mind. Both Beauty Pavilion and Huanzhu Tower are terrifying. I might as well go eat with the troops... Captain Bing: "Welcome the Tyrant's younger sister to the Tie Jun Guards. Cheers!" Second Master Yao: "Cheers to finding a drinking buddy!" Captain Bing: "Cheers to successfully sneaking into the Commander's wine cellar!" Second Master Yao: "Cheers to nobody remembering my name anymore!" Commander: "You two, do you still remember the rules of the Tie Jun Guards?!" Captain Bing & Second Master Yao: "Cheers to getting caught by the Commander together for the first time!" Second Master Yao: "Rulin, I'm almost out of the healing salve from last time. Could you make me some more?~" Doctor Ming: "Junior Sister, the medicine you made last time..." Second Master Yao: "Oh~ Rulin, is your father here to see you?" Doctor Ming: "..." Second Master Yao: "Duan Aojiao, Duan Aojiao~~ Make me a weapon, will you?~~" Duan Shenfeng: "..." Lady, do I even know you? = = Second Master Yao: "We're so close! I even led the charge last time the Commander attacked Fenghai! Come on, Duan Aojiao, make me a weapon!!" Duan Shenfeng: "...Duan Shenfeng has lost his composure!!" (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ After all that rambling, I still haven't introduced the heroine. The Tyrant Yao Mingyue's younger sister, Yao Jinchi's biological elder sister... She calls herself Second Master Yao, the jianghu calls her Yao the Nitwit, and the name on her household register... is Yao Bichi... What kind of joke is this?! Flips table!!!!!