A Virgo's Guide to Self-Deprecation [Reborn System]

The Virgo Self-Roast Guide, also known as A Thousand Ways to Roast Virgos and How to Drive a Virgo to Their Breaking Point. A genius bottom gets involved with a scummy Virgo top, and the result is that he loses both love and money, then falls into a sewer. A System that claims to be a Virgo and loves roasting Virgos sets its sights on him. He returns to his junior year of college to roast Virgos and punish the scumbag! What? The Virgo the System wants him to roast isn't the scumbag, but his Virgo boss, who's sharp-tongued, scheming, obsessively clean, a perfectionist, and compulsive?! A Thousand Ways to Roast Virgos begins: System Plan One: Fight poison with poison. To counter his sharp tongue and scheming nature, be even sharper-tongued and more devious than he is! [Ye Lan: Why does everyone say we're made for each other?!] System Plan Two: For his severe cleanliness obsession, try shaking hands, hugging, and kissing him~~(≧▽≦)/~ [Ye Lan: Cut it out!!!] System Plan Three: ... System: What the hell, how did you two end up in bed together?! Congratulations!!! Everyone in this story is a total nutcase. There are golden fingers, but no moral scruples, so enter at your own risk Cup Jun says he's a Virgo too!!! Don't hit me~~~ So the new story won't just be about roasting Virgos, I promise This story usually updates six times a week, though the author may occasionally go off the rails. It grows fast, so feel free to add it to your favorites. A computer genius bottom with off-the-charts intelligence, negative emotional intelligence, and a fiery temper x a clean freak with obsessive-compulsive tendencies, a perfectionist, and a sharp-tongued, scheming Virgo top with high intelligence and emotional intelligence, who's occasionally playful! Rolling around and begging you to add this to your favorites~~~ Kisses P.S. Cup's first reader group: [World Sanatorium for Nutcases 389815026]. Everyone is welcome to join (⊙o⊙)! #favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} The Male God Meets a Scheming Bottom [System] How a Queen Is Made Crossing Worlds to Hunt for a Top Against the Wind [Reborn] The Post-Apocalyptic Adventures of Song Xiaobai Theme: