(DW) Doctor Who and the Sassy Detective

I’ve read a few crossovers between Doctor Who and Sherlock, and Sherlock always ends up with Watson... So is the Doctor just there to play a supporting role? Well, I’m breaking up the pairing anyway. If you don’t like that, click X. The general plot of this Doctor/Sherlock pairing goes like this: The Fifth Season Doctor takes his new TARDIS for a test drive to the moon, but ends up in Sherlock’s era. Then the Doctor discovers that Watson from this era has disappeared, and that it has something to do with a crack. After that, it’s a story about the Doctor taking Sherlock all over the place. By the way, my English is terrible, so any English that appears in this story comes from Google Translate. Please point out any grammar mistakes. Also, the English in the story is just to help readers get into character, not to show off! About how the characters interact and which parts get the most focus: When it’s just the Doctor and Sherlock, the Doctor talks more, and there will be a little more focus on their relationship. When the Doctor, Sherlock, and Amy are together, their share of the dialogue goes Amy > Doctor > Sherlock. The focus will be on the plot, setting, and situation. As for why Amy talks so much, she’s more or less the bridge between these two geniuses and normal people. Unless Sherlock notices clues Amy missed, Amy will be the one who mainly communicates with the people involved in the plot. However, I’ll try to give the Doctor and Sherlock some time alone now and then. Next, when the Doctor and Sherlock are with their parents-in-law, I’ll try to give the two pairs more time alone. In other words, when all four are together, the amount of dialogue will go parents-in-law > Doctor > Sherlock. Sherlock will have a few thoughts but will mostly sum up the clues. The plot will be the focus! When the two pairs are on their own, it’ll be Amy > Rory and Doctor > Sherlock. Who’s the top and who’s the bottom should be obvious... Wait, that doesn’t sound quite right. In other words, when there are lots of characters around, the normal socializing will mainly be handled by the parents-in-law, with the Doctor occasionally joining in. The Doctor and Sherlock will mainly investigate clues, with Amy occasionally joining in. Now I suddenly want to rename the story [Geniuses on the Left, Madmen on the Right]. Sherlock is the genius, and the Doctor is the madman. The things the Doctor encounters feel like a kind of rational madness, so calling him a madman isn’t far off. A clever madman! Oh, and the ordinary cases involving Sherlock and the Doctor will generally be led by Sherlock, while the alien cases will usually be led by the Doctor. One final, most important point: the Watson in the beginning isn’t the real Watson. He’s from one of two stories about people who transmigrate into Watson. Please forgive me, I just couldn’t resist taking a shot at them QAQ. I can’t stand how they put Martin down like that, especially when it completely contradicts his characterization and what happens later... And Sherlock just doesn’t suit a fluffy, brainless story. If you’re going to write Sherlock, don’t make it fluffy and brainless. [Though maybe mine is a bit fluffy and brainless too?] Anyway, I’m going to write an anti-Mary Sue story... though I hope I don’t end up writing one myself QAQ. The two stories I’m criticizing are [When a High-IQ Criminal Transmigrated into Watson] and [Transmigrated into Watson]. I hope fans of those two stories won’t flame me too badly QAQ. I want to shout: Give me back my adorable Martin!!!! Theme: