Crossover: How Can We Date When Our Genders Are Different!

If you don't pester me for updates, I'll keep starting new stories until I drop! The author's making a bold declaration! To become a Buddha, first become a Buddha. So Shen Zhi, who believed in this saying, became a demon instead. He killed everyone who loved him and everyone who didn't, then took his own life... When he opened his eyes again, the scene had changed completely. What the heck are all these Super SSS-level monsters doing here?! Damn it! That's what you get for believing in an evil cult But thanks to a cheat, also known as the "protagonist aura," he gained abilities and a powerful backer (the System). When he meets a chuuni: "Quit messing around and go home for dinner! The food will get cold." When he meets a glutton: "I made too much food today and can't finish it. Come eat at my place." When he meets a tsundere: "Would you like to come over for dinner? Eating alone always feels so lonely..." When he meets a pervert: "Want to come over for dinner?" When he meets a sadist: "Will you eat by yourself, or should I feed you? I'll let you choose." So that Guang Shiyuan or whatever is totally lame! Now this is what you call raising someone! Room and board, plus tuition, all covered. Rolling around and acting cute, hoping someone will take me in. So this isn't a cooking show! Is it really okay to keep inviting people over for dinner?!