The Adorable and Alluring Villain [A Shuiyuedongtian Fanfic]

A fanfic for the 2004 childhood favorite TV series Cave of the Silken Web. I started writing it for the show’s tenth anniversary, purely for entertainment, so please don’t fight over ships. A transmigrated Zhao Yun. Lighthearted, funny, and full of snark... probably. Part of the series: "If you can transmigrate, why can’t you steal the male lead?" If you clicked in because you accidentally revealed your age, don’t leave! Even villains who haven’t taken their medicine today are adorable! Adorable! So cute! "As a friend who’s been through life and death with you, I’ll give you a word of advice." Zhao Yun slapped Long Bo’s hand away, stood up, and said earnestly, "From now on, never be so gentle with a young woman. If you do, you’d better make sure you act that way only toward her." The reassuring warmth and pleasant scent of a man came from beside him. The flames of hell blazed beneath his feet. Zhao Yun’s first thought was, "This isn’t scientific. Newton is dead, so burn some paper money if you need him." His second thought flashed through his mind in bold, bright red: "I freaking stole the heroine’s scene." "Tianchou, I think you’re a lot like a friend of mine." "Oh? May I ask your friend’s name?" "His name is Shi Xiaolong..." [Too lazy to think of a blurb...] [A childhood-favorite practice piece. Updates will follow my rewatch progress, and it’ll be finished once I’ve watched every episode.] [Updates will be steady every day, barring unforeseen circumstances. If I’m in a good mood, there may be two chapters. Feel free to jump in.]