If you're thinking of reading this, start with Chapter 53. Because this story is REALLY! REALLY! a trap!!!
Hou Jiu calmly accepted the fact that he'd been reborn as a girly boy.
Hou Jiu confidently pursued his jade-carving career in this rich family's gilded shell.
Hou Jiu reluctantly accepted that the person in this body was gay.
But seriously, can someone tell him why the original owner, who looked like a dominant top, was desperately trying to get with him?!
What happened to the delicate, soft-waisted girly boy who was easy to push down?! There's not even the bare minimum of trust between people anymore. One star!!
As Uncle once said, every smart-stupid boy with a girly face has a tragic story that flows like a river of tears. Or maybe a ridiculously happy one.
So this is a story about a cheeky bottom, a girly boy, who gets possessed by a tech-savvy young man and struggles to be turned gay.
It's a story about a half-baked guy who likes boys and the original owner, who love and hate each other before finally reaching a grand happy ending together.
It's a story about an ordinary nobody who suddenly gets reborn as a rich young master and eventually forms an alliance through marriage with another wealthy family.
[Cover made by Tuzi, using Sasuke, Itachi, and Naruto. Thanks, miss!]
Keeping with Uncle's usual habit of naming the protagonist after a roommate, the bottom's name is Uncle's roommate's real name.
Hou Jiu is pronounced Hou Jiu. Uncle isn't some brainless Mary Sue who likes using obscure characters~
Since My Joy in Meeting You was locked, I wrote this lighthearted, melodramatic story to lift my spirits.
This story absolutely has melodrama, and it absolutely has sweet romance. The protagonists and supporting characters, bearing my roommate's name and acting cute, absolutely have to be here!
My Joy in Meeting You was like a seed. Once planted, it would eventually sprout. For now, it's just gone dormant. Those stories have always been in my heart. I haven't spoken of them, but I haven't forgotten them either. This is a love story I still owe you. When the time is right, I'll continue writing it.
No matter what, thank you, ladies, for always staying by my side. I hope we can keep going together.
Stay true to your original aspirations, and you'll reach the end.
Theme:
I like my uncle's writings, and it has nothing to do with anything else. I just really feel my uncle's tenderness towards the world in his writings.
Actually, I didn't read this article. I read "If You Don't Want to Die, Then Corrupt". It was the first time I wrote a review for an author. I came in after seeing this title. Looking at the remaining locks in my uncle's column, I saw that the article was also from a few years ago. After all, there is a kind of "You gave birth to me to make a living, I gave birth to you to grow old." I don't know if I use it correctly. It's a pity that I only came here after Uncle Zai stopped updating.
Each type of text may not be considered literature, but it embodies the author's thoughts and presents the author's views on the world.
Thank you uncle for your love between the lines and your gentleness towards the world. When I was a teenager, I was always narrow-minded and extreme and hated the world.
Perhaps the reason why elders are so gentle is because they have experienced the suffering we are going through.
Just like Zhang Ailing's "Because I understand, I am compassionate." Because I have felt the same way, my gentleness has penetrated the world and amazes the years.
Speaking of which, I will continue to read the pirated article after five chapters. This is a kind of respect for the girl who loves Uncle Mo. After all, it is very tiring to fight with her hands, but she has persisted and worked hard. She also loves Uncle Mo silently. It is love and deserves to be respected.
A senior high school student went to Green Ding Ding to make some soy sauce, browse the list, and when he saw his uncle, he came in. He said he liked this book, which must be false. My cuteness is not like this! I persisted in watching it, partly out of curiosity, and partly out of loneliness. The word loneliness is a bit shameful for Girls Over Flowers, but it's really because of loneliness. The third year of high school was really boring. An Ran's grades were not good and I was at the bottom every time. I was promoted to the key point in the district because of connections. According to my scores, I could only be an ordinary high school. From elementary school to the third year of high school, I should be used to it. I also developed a set of self-comfort methods. Every time I finish an exam, I feel that I have made progress. Others ask why? Whether you do well in the exam or fail in the exam, always think on the bright side. (As I write, I can't find a topic. I probably just want to talk about my own things. Everyone has their own story and their own opinions. It may not be very interesting, but there is always someone I want to talk to. I'm here to talk to my uncle. Because I'm lonely, I come here to interact with the author and readers, and indulge in the ocean of books. Desire to sink to the bottom of the sea and watch the waves on the water surface and the sunlight shining in beams) 985 and 211 are indeed worthy of pride. Not to mention anything else, it is worth it just to pass the exam. It is not as good as a full-time job. How can I put it better? It is a comparison between people and has nothing to do with the school. You cannot represent the school. (What you pay attention to is valid, uncle, come on and move forward~)
Uncle, don't give up. Suspending and stopping are two different concepts. Don't let me down.
Well, actually, looking at the frequency of updates, I feel like I'm about to put it on hold... So I just read the updates, and don't worry about the status if I don't have them. Should I be more thankful that I don't like this article too much... I can't accept the idea of Deacon... I look forward to the big brother's pairing. By the way, I despise the 211.985, Which makes me, who is not admitted to a top university, very sad! ←_←
Suddenly I felt like I had a thousand words in my heart but nothing to say. I'm very happy to meet my uncle. It's really a great fate. I read more finished articles, and rarely have the time or enthusiasm to pursue an article like I did when I was younger. This is the first v-article I have followed. I have said before that the setting of this article is very attractive to me. Many times, there are many settings that I want to read but no one has written them, so I have the idea of writing my own article. After I actually write it, I find that it is a very difficult thing, so I really admire you for writing the article under such difficult conditions. Then I was attracted by your writing style. Forgive me for my lack of words, it is a writing style that is difficult to describe. It is not particularly beautiful or realistic, but it is a writing style that is very comfortable to read. This happened to be a period of confusion for me. There were many things going on every day but I didn't know what I was busy with. My familiar life was completely disrupted, and I felt like I was suddenly lost. I could only find a slight sense of familiarity through novels, so I clicked in every day when I had time to see Xiao Jiuer and Uncle. Uncle, do you still remember a sentence in your copywriting? "Only by never forgetting your original intention can you achieve success." I like this sentence very much. I am the only author who responded to every comment I made. I am very touched. Such a serious uncle can definitely do everything well. Uncle, I didn't pass the 985 or 211 exams. Although I have higher goals and dreams than this, I still think of someone's words. As long as you live, you can always live to the day when you feel that you are living a good life. It seems that many things that you thought would knock you out have become light and weightless. I clicked on this chapter at midnight, and I had a lot of emotions before I knew it. I believe this story has been going on forever. I used to think that my writing skills might be pretty good, but after I started writing, I realized that this was not the case at all. Until now, and perhaps will continue to do so, I believe that the people in the novel are real people in another world, and the author is the one who describes it. To put it inappropriately, it is like the sentence "Articles are made by nature, and by chance they come to you by good hands." Their lives will continue, whether they are dull or turbulent, they will always continue. And I just can no longer see the world through my uncle's pen, but it doesn't matter, there will be disappointments, but I am still on the road. Uncle, deep in the world of mortals, we may meet again by fate.
Uncle, you are spoiling the spoilers again (╯‵□′)╯┴─┴ The next book... Well, let's read it first~
I like Uncle because of "If You Don't Want to Die, Then Rot". I have always liked the genre of self-defeating and self-suffering, so I paid attention to Yuan Bupo and Shen Mubai (by the way, stupid and cute are my main family). They are a couple who are cared for and a couple worth loving. Uncle Mo's writing style in the article always touched the softest part of my heart. It was probably just that, that I started to like Uncle Mo. It's a pity that I didn't witness Uncle Mo's growth in "Sword Roaring Nine Heavens", but it's also a blessing to be able to follow Uncle Mo's transformation in later life. It's very light, slow, beautiful, and true, just like Uncle Mo's writing, flowing slowly and moving slowly. It's not far or near, just listening to a story about joys and sorrows is enough. I believe in Uncle Mo and the joys and sorrows of the world of mortals. Looking back, I'm here, we're here, that's all. Love you, moma
See you in Hongchen, but I really want to lock you in a dark room.
What uncle lacks is not a small whip but a big mace [baring teeth]
I like my uncle's writings, and it has nothing to do with anything else. I just really feel my uncle's tenderness towards the world in his writings. Actually, I didn't read this article. I read "If You Don't Want to Die, Then Corrupt". It was the first time I wrote a review for an author. I came in after seeing this title. Looking at the remaining locks in my uncle's column, I saw that the article was also from a few years ago. After all, there is a kind of "You gave birth to me to make a living, I gave birth to you to grow old." I don't know if I use it correctly. It's a pity that I only came here after Uncle Zai stopped updating. Each type of text may not be considered literature, but it embodies the author's thoughts and presents the author's views on the world. Thank you uncle for your love between the lines and your gentleness towards the world. When I was a teenager, I was always narrow-minded and extreme and hated the world. Perhaps the reason why elders are so gentle is because they have experienced the suffering we are going through. Just like Zhang Ailing's "Because I understand, I am compassionate." Because I have felt the same way, my gentleness has penetrated the world and amazes the years.
Speaking of which, I will continue to read the pirated article after five chapters. This is a kind of respect for the girl who loves Uncle Mo. After all, it is very tiring to fight with her hands, but she has persisted and worked hard. She also loves Uncle Mo silently. It is love and deserves to be respected.
A senior high school student went to Green Ding Ding to make some soy sauce, browse the list, and when he saw his uncle, he came in. He said he liked this book, which must be false. My cuteness is not like this! I persisted in watching it, partly out of curiosity, and partly out of loneliness. The word loneliness is a bit shameful for Girls Over Flowers, but it's really because of loneliness. The third year of high school was really boring. An Ran's grades were not good and I was at the bottom every time. I was promoted to the key point in the district because of connections. According to my scores, I could only be an ordinary high school. From elementary school to the third year of high school, I should be used to it. I also developed a set of self-comfort methods. Every time I finish an exam, I feel that I have made progress. Others ask why? Whether you do well in the exam or fail in the exam, always think on the bright side. (As I write, I can't find a topic. I probably just want to talk about my own things. Everyone has their own story and their own opinions. It may not be very interesting, but there is always someone I want to talk to. I'm here to talk to my uncle. Because I'm lonely, I come here to interact with the author and readers, and indulge in the ocean of books. Desire to sink to the bottom of the sea and watch the waves on the water surface and the sunlight shining in beams) 985 and 211 are indeed worthy of pride. Not to mention anything else, it is worth it just to pass the exam. It is not as good as a full-time job. How can I put it better? It is a comparison between people and has nothing to do with the school. You cannot represent the school. (What you pay attention to is valid, uncle, come on and move forward~)
Uncle, don't give up. Suspending and stopping are two different concepts. Don't let me down.
Well, actually, looking at the frequency of updates, I feel like I'm about to put it on hold... So I just read the updates, and don't worry about the status if I don't have them. Should I be more thankful that I don't like this article too much... I can't accept the idea of Deacon... I look forward to the big brother's pairing. By the way, I despise the 211.985, Which makes me, who is not admitted to a top university, very sad! ←_←
Suddenly I felt like I had a thousand words in my heart but nothing to say. I'm very happy to meet my uncle. It's really a great fate. I read more finished articles, and rarely have the time or enthusiasm to pursue an article like I did when I was younger. This is the first v-article I have followed. I have said before that the setting of this article is very attractive to me. Many times, there are many settings that I want to read but no one has written them, so I have the idea of writing my own article. After I actually write it, I find that it is a very difficult thing, so I really admire you for writing the article under such difficult conditions. Then I was attracted by your writing style. Forgive me for my lack of words, it is a writing style that is difficult to describe. It is not particularly beautiful or realistic, but it is a writing style that is very comfortable to read. This happened to be a period of confusion for me. There were many things going on every day but I didn't know what I was busy with. My familiar life was completely disrupted, and I felt like I was suddenly lost. I could only find a slight sense of familiarity through novels, so I clicked in every day when I had time to see Xiao Jiuer and Uncle. Uncle, do you still remember a sentence in your copywriting? "Only by never forgetting your original intention can you achieve success." I like this sentence very much. I am the only author who responded to every comment I made. I am very touched. Such a serious uncle can definitely do everything well. Uncle, I didn't pass the 985 or 211 exams. Although I have higher goals and dreams than this, I still think of someone's words. As long as you live, you can always live to the day when you feel that you are living a good life. It seems that many things that you thought would knock you out have become light and weightless. I clicked on this chapter at midnight, and I had a lot of emotions before I knew it. I believe this story has been going on forever. I used to think that my writing skills might be pretty good, but after I started writing, I realized that this was not the case at all. Until now, and perhaps will continue to do so, I believe that the people in the novel are real people in another world, and the author is the one who describes it. To put it inappropriately, it is like the sentence "Articles are made by nature, and by chance they come to you by good hands." Their lives will continue, whether they are dull or turbulent, they will always continue. And I just can no longer see the world through my uncle's pen, but it doesn't matter, there will be disappointments, but I am still on the road. Uncle, deep in the world of mortals, we may meet again by fate.
Uncle, you are spoiling the spoilers again (╯‵□′)╯┴─┴ The next book... Well, let's read it first~
I like Uncle because of "If You Don't Want to Die, Then Rot". I have always liked the genre of self-defeating and self-suffering, so I paid attention to Yuan Bupo and Shen Mubai (by the way, stupid and cute are my main family). They are a couple who are cared for and a couple worth loving. Uncle Mo's writing style in the article always touched the softest part of my heart. It was probably just that, that I started to like Uncle Mo. It's a pity that I didn't witness Uncle Mo's growth in "Sword Roaring Nine Heavens", but it's also a blessing to be able to follow Uncle Mo's transformation in later life. It's very light, slow, beautiful, and true, just like Uncle Mo's writing, flowing slowly and moving slowly. It's not far or near, just listening to a story about joys and sorrows is enough. I believe in Uncle Mo and the joys and sorrows of the world of mortals. Looking back, I'm here, we're here, that's all. Love you, moma
See you in Hongchen, but I really want to lock you in a dark room.
What uncle lacks is not a small whip but a big mace [baring teeth]