Recently, Hua Xiaoxiao started reading a novel called The Cold King's Cruel Love. You can tell from the title alone that it's a romance filled with every kind of melodrama: stupidity, brainlessness, and enough nonsense to give you cerebral palsy.
Supposedly, this novel is hugely popular, and its male lead is even hailed as the most devoted emperor in history.
But Hua Xiaoxiao thinks the male lead is the ultimate scumbag, the worst of the worst. Every trashy man in every romance novel would be ashamed to show his face next to him.
Unfortunately, Hua Xiaoxiao wakes up one day to discover she's become this scumbag's wife. Even worse, in the original story she's a cannon-fodder character who gets taken out before appearing three times. o(╯□╰)o
And so, to escape her cannon-fodder fate, Hua Xiaoxiao begins a comeback journey with an off-the-charts difficulty rating...
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Since the first few chapters got one complaint after another, I substantially revised the part where Che Jieyu gets bullied and combined some chapters. The major revisions start from Chapter 41, but the main plot is unchanged. Don't hit me! I'm just trying to make the story better and more sensible.
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Great men in this world tend to have grand, resonant names, like Zhuge Liang and Yue Fei. Gentle, tender women tend to have graceful, ethereal names, like Chen Yuanyuan and Daji.
She was a gentle, tender woman, but she had a grand, resonant name:
"E Da Tie, your mother says to come home for dinner."
Cao Xiaotong gazed at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with a miserable look on her face. That's right, that was the name she'd been given in this life.
E Da Tie's greatest wish was to open a little shop of her own, grow flowers and vegetables, and find a man to fall in love with. (That rhymes so nicely, doesn't it?!)
But it seemed the heavens wanted to make her life a little more colorful.
"Hey, why have you delivered this poker-faced guy right to my doorstep?!"
Well, since he's practically thrown himself at her, she might as well add one more thing to her wish list: pounce on this aloof, awkward, gorgeous young man.
Some guy: "Doctor, I've been feeling strange lately."
Doctor: "Why don't you tell me what's strange, young man?"
Some guy: "I used to feel sick every time I saw someone, but now I want to kiss her whenever I see her. Do you think I'm ill?"
Doctor: "Tell me, young man, how sick did she make you feel?"
Some guy: "Like... a pile of shit."
Doctor: "...Young man, you really are quite ill."
This story could also be called The N Ways to Pounce on an Aloof, Awkward Man, Can Humans and Monsters Coexist Peacefully?, A Look Back at the Years the Author Poisoned Me, or I Bought a Watch Last Year.
This story is devoted to spreading craziness for thirty years. The author has a wild imagination, all for your amusement. Please forgive me if anything falls short of your expectations.
A lighthearted, sweet romance that'll have you laughing and help you unwind.
Premise:
Well, actually my favorite in the whole article is the scumbag emperor. Although he is a scumbag, he is really sharp and stoic, making him the perfect emperor. Sure enough, the strong ones are more attractive! As for A Jing, hey, when it comes to the throne, success or failure, his father and the emperor are on his side, but he still can't get the throne, which is a good deal in the story. As for the heroine, I actually really want her to be a couple with the emperor. Speaking of which, although the emperor has harmed her countless times, she is also ruthless, look. Ruyi knows that, so that's how he feels about the heroine. As for the heroine and A Jing getting together, to be honest, the brother-in-law and the sister-in-law are said to be in love in romance novels when they get together. The heroine is still not as perverted as the emperor to accept a scumbag emperor, which is really understandable! So a strong pervert is lonely. Look up at 45 degrees to get a sense of it~ Throughout the whole text, the heroine protected the Wei family and her own life. This copy is well completed. By the way, she killed the true love of the scumbag emperor, and brought several children with him. In fact, I think the scumbag emperor took advantage, and he will have no children. In the sequel, I saw that I can still find a life without a monster true love, and then I eliminated two of the biggest threats, Li Jing, and obtained the Wei Family Talisman. I was also heartbroken and I will never be controlled by a woman again. As a man and an emperor, in fact, scumbag is the biggest winner of this article! As for the love of the heroine and the happiness of the family, in fact, you should have realized it after sitting on the throne. It was not until the end of the novel that the queen was robbed and she realized that being alone is not very pitiful. Once you look at the world, love and love are just dust, let alone scum. Zha has already fallen in love and been abused. It's enough to be stupid for a few years in his life. It's not like a little woman can love and love for a lifetime. In the end, although Zha is very bad, I still like Zha very much. It can be said that he is the real author of this article! Without him being such a powerful pervert, scumbag, and bitch, there wouldn't be so much joy in people's hearts. Hahahahaha, for this kind of person, being a supreme loner is the best ending~
At the beginning, Huang Sangzha was very angry, and the torture made her feel physically and mentally comfortable, but later on, she still liked the Scumbag Emperor more. The female lead and the male supporting cast were both masters, so lonely! I feel sorry for the supporting actor's extra episode! And I don't think the heroine is particularly perverted or cruel. It's just that if you're not cruel in that situation, others will be cruel to you. My favorite character in the whole story is the Scumbag Emperor, so keep up the good work and wait for the new story!
To be honest, I actually wanted to post what the author had to say before, repeatedly emphasizing that the male protagonist is the emperor, and to whitewash the male protagonist, and compare it with the ending. Even though there were a lot of jumps in the middle, the ending seemed to be inconsistent with the previous content and it was funny. Then I thought about it, although this article was baffling and unpleasant to me, but the author's self-deprecating joke still made me quite happy. For this reason, I will not continue to complain and just send a thunder hahaha
Thank you for the hard work of typing. Looking forward to new articles.
I had no doubt that Prince Kung would be the male protagonist when he first appeared, because his character creation was completely aimed at the male protagonist. He has been pretending to be stupid for many years without any flaws, he is silently nice to the heroine, his martial arts skills are unfathomable, and he is very cute when teasing with a mask on... But he has so few scenes, okay? ! After watching the ending, I remembered how the heroine changed her tricks to torture the emperor... The sudden rise to power at the end was a bit abrupt. The heroine's portrayal also has a lot of flaws... Has she really traveled through time? ! ... I loved the emperor the most when I saw the ending! Biao asked me why... He is the most normal one here, okay...
It really hurts. Hello, author. Goodbye, author.
Who are the people with negative scores? If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. Especially those with negative scores have only read less than half of it. They have no idea what the article is going to do next, so they start to criticize the author.
The pants are all taken off. Show me this at the end??╰(‵□′)╯┻━┻
Is the ending too simple? Strongly requesting more scenes for Qi Jing
"Why don't you come to coax me!? This is different from what is written in the script!!!::>_
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My Husband Is Actually the Villainous Demon God
Absolutely Pampered
Don't Use Me as a Substitute
The Villain Doesn't Want to Follow the Plot
Back to When the Demon King Was Young
She Woke up in the Attic
Bai Yueguang Is Back
After Being Scumbag, I Married a Top Boss
Healing Wedding Pet
I'm Teasing the Villain
How to Save a Paranoid
Well, actually my favorite in the whole article is the scumbag emperor. Although he is a scumbag, he is really sharp and stoic, making him the perfect emperor. Sure enough, the strong ones are more attractive! As for A Jing, hey, when it comes to the throne, success or failure, his father and the emperor are on his side, but he still can't get the throne, which is a good deal in the story. As for the heroine, I actually really want her to be a couple with the emperor. Speaking of which, although the emperor has harmed her countless times, she is also ruthless, look. Ruyi knows that, so that's how he feels about the heroine. As for the heroine and A Jing getting together, to be honest, the brother-in-law and the sister-in-law are said to be in love in romance novels when they get together. The heroine is still not as perverted as the emperor to accept a scumbag emperor, which is really understandable! So a strong pervert is lonely. Look up at 45 degrees to get a sense of it~ Throughout the whole text, the heroine protected the Wei family and her own life. This copy is well completed. By the way, she killed the true love of the scumbag emperor, and brought several children with him. In fact, I think the scumbag emperor took advantage, and he will have no children. In the sequel, I saw that I can still find a life without a monster true love, and then I eliminated two of the biggest threats, Li Jing, and obtained the Wei Family Talisman. I was also heartbroken and I will never be controlled by a woman again. As a man and an emperor, in fact, scumbag is the biggest winner of this article! As for the love of the heroine and the happiness of the family, in fact, you should have realized it after sitting on the throne. It was not until the end of the novel that the queen was robbed and she realized that being alone is not very pitiful. Once you look at the world, love and love are just dust, let alone scum. Zha has already fallen in love and been abused. It's enough to be stupid for a few years in his life. It's not like a little woman can love and love for a lifetime. In the end, although Zha is very bad, I still like Zha very much. It can be said that he is the real author of this article! Without him being such a powerful pervert, scumbag, and bitch, there wouldn't be so much joy in people's hearts. Hahahahaha, for this kind of person, being a supreme loner is the best ending~
At the beginning, Huang Sangzha was very angry, and the torture made her feel physically and mentally comfortable, but later on, she still liked the Scumbag Emperor more. The female lead and the male supporting cast were both masters, so lonely! I feel sorry for the supporting actor's extra episode! And I don't think the heroine is particularly perverted or cruel. It's just that if you're not cruel in that situation, others will be cruel to you. My favorite character in the whole story is the Scumbag Emperor, so keep up the good work and wait for the new story!
To be honest, I actually wanted to post what the author had to say before, repeatedly emphasizing that the male protagonist is the emperor, and to whitewash the male protagonist, and compare it with the ending. Even though there were a lot of jumps in the middle, the ending seemed to be inconsistent with the previous content and it was funny. Then I thought about it, although this article was baffling and unpleasant to me, but the author's self-deprecating joke still made me quite happy. For this reason, I will not continue to complain and just send a thunder hahaha
Thank you for the hard work of typing. Looking forward to new articles.
I had no doubt that Prince Kung would be the male protagonist when he first appeared, because his character creation was completely aimed at the male protagonist. He has been pretending to be stupid for many years without any flaws, he is silently nice to the heroine, his martial arts skills are unfathomable, and he is very cute when teasing with a mask on... But he has so few scenes, okay? ! After watching the ending, I remembered how the heroine changed her tricks to torture the emperor... The sudden rise to power at the end was a bit abrupt. The heroine's portrayal also has a lot of flaws... Has she really traveled through time? ! ... I loved the emperor the most when I saw the ending! Biao asked me why... He is the most normal one here, okay...
It really hurts. Hello, author. Goodbye, author.
Who are the people with negative scores? If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. Especially those with negative scores have only read less than half of it. They have no idea what the article is going to do next, so they start to criticize the author.
The pants are all taken off. Show me this at the end??╰(‵□′)╯┻━┻
Is the ending too simple? Strongly requesting more scenes for Qi Jing
"Why don't you come to coax me!? This is different from what is written in the script!!!::>_