NPCs Deserve to Fall in Love Too [JX3]

Ling Kun only wanted to play an online game and level up an alt on the side, but the ridiculous Xishanju forced him to become an NPC! GWW, you little punk! I'm so proud and noble. How dare you push me around! But... that sharp-tongued "coworker" on the other side seems kind of interesting? Being a goofy Jian Wang 3 player and making the occasional guest appearance as an NPC doesn't sound so bad. Life is short, so enjoy it while you can. Why rush to cultivate into an immortal? And who says sword cultivators can't play online games? This young master Ling Kun is going to play it♂ for↘ you↗ to see! Ling Kun: "Mister Courier, want to become an immortal?" Qiao Qi: "Ask me again when you can pin me down." Ling Kun: "I'm the number one sword cultivator on the server! The number one cross-dressing beauty on the server!" Qiao Qi: "Woof! Which do you want, cumin-grilled lamb or strange-flavored grilled fish?" A few warnings in advance. I think I'm adorable~ 1. Every character already introduced or yet to appear in this story serves a purpose. None of them are just here to fill space, including Xiao Xing, the MB guy everyone has been complaining about so far. 2. All I have to say about Xiao Xing is this: he's a character. 3. If you have any questions, ladies, leave a comment and I'll reply beneath it. If you don't understand the plot or characters, check the comments first for answers. 4. This story features a scum gong who turns into a devoted puppy, and a crazy, goofy sword cultivator shou. 5. Another title for this story is NPC Romance: Online Version Three. Important notice: Unless something unexpected comes up, this story will go premium on August 25, 2014, and the chapters will be locked starting from Chapter 34. If you haven't read it yet, hurry and catch up! Thank you for staying with me all this way. *Bows*