My Master Is a Dumbass

I was going to say my owner is a bit of a... well, never mind. He cares about his image, after all. That's right, I'm a dog, and my owner is a complete idiot, a massive doofus. You people who only know about fresh, clean-cut romance wouldn't understand. My mission is to find him a partner, no doubt about it. That old Wang next door looks pretty good. He'll do. And here's the usual link to my profile →→ I Can Shine #favorite_1{color:#20b2aa ;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;}