Feeling Up a Corpse Guy and Falling in Love

Blurb: Cheng Xiao was looking for a job and went with his best friend to a funeral home without considering the consequences. Then one strange thing after another happened, and a thousand-year-old zombie began following him everywhere. My next book: He Walks Alone in the Abyss [Case Files], paranormal danmei, older top and younger bottom [The bottom is a half-dead, neurotic detective from the Public Security Bureau who can fight and kill x the top is a vengeful ghost who returned from hell, once the greatest scholar of the Southern Dynasty and now its most evil ghost] [The top sometimes has split personalities. He's possessive, obsessive, and domineering, but he'll be healed later on and return to his former gentle and dazzling self.] PS: The bottom may be clinging to life by a thread, but his status as a spiritual fraud is set in stone, so his maxed-out combat ability is no plot hole. Both past and present lives take place in fictional settings, so don't worry about historical accuracy (^_^) Blurb: Jiang Tingnian is the sharpest mind, the keenest eye, and the most ruthless blade in the Criminal Investigation Bureau. Everyone looks up to him and admires him. Even more people fear him. Then one day, his colleagues were horrified to discover that Captain Jiang had smiled. With a smile that could topple a city, he was so devastatingly handsome that everyone thought, "An iron tree has blossomed. Something's definitely up." A month later, the mystery revealed itself. The top: "I am Wen Xijing, your Captain Jiang's husband." Everyone: "..." Colleague A: "Did he just appear out of thin air? What?!" Colleague B: "Captain Jiang, help! Your husband isn't human! Aaaaaah!" Colleague C: "Waaah, sir, you're very handsome, but Captain Jiang isn't at the bureau today. Could you go find him...?" Mini-scene: Fan 1: "Captain Jiang's health is poor and his temper is bad, but that's okay. He's good-looking." Fan 2: "His husband is good-looking too." Sensible passerby: "What the hell does being good-looking have to do with anything? Did none of you notice that neither of these two seems human?!" Dark mini-scene: In Tingnian's distant memories, there was a soft, rosy-cheeked little bundle who always toddled after him, sweetly calling, "Big brother... Brother Tingnian..." Where did the little darling go? Tingnian rummaged through his hazy memories and remembered: The little darling was in hell. The evil ghost before him, brimming with malice, looked at him and smiled coldly. "Big brother... How could you forget?" "How could you forget?" [Case files, with romance and crime-solving side by side. Seven cases are planned, though the number may change a little when the story begins.] The book after next: Ghostly Voices in My Ears, a paranormal contemporary romance. Blurb: [Dark, obsessive Northern Song Dynasty general ghost top x aloof voice-acting star bottom] A year ago, an attack voice with a rating of 1.0 appeared online, and only accepted roles in dramas with Wei Li. A year later, someone finally discovered that the person's IP address was the same as Wei Li's. Later, Wei Li learned who the person was. A ghost. An evil (hungry) ghost who had been dead for a thousand years. Friendly warning: For those who enjoy a creeping sense of dread. Best read during the day, as the nighttime chapters may get intense. Completed xianxia novel: I Became the Male Lead's Master Completed paranormal novel: My National Preceptor Bends at the First Flirt! Completed Western fantasy novel: The First Mage God's Dark Past Ongoing novel 1: What Should I Do About My Ex-Boyfriend, Now a Powerful Figure in This World? Ongoing novel 2: My Rival and I Got Married in Defiance of Orders [Interstellar] Warnings: 1. This is an early work, so it has plenty of flaws, but I truly poured my heart and soul into it. 2. Thank you to every sweetheart who purchased the official version. 3. Pirated copies aren't the latest revised version and have lots of bugs, so read with caution. Theme: